I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

I walk up her and say “Hey sis the guys at school were correct you really do have some nice tits. Then just as I start the question “ May I touch them?”my hands have both her boobs in my hand already. The reason why is the worse that could happen to me is I get slapped and yelled at and I would gladly trade that for a couple squeezes of her tits😎. Btw has anyone seen my ice pack? My face hurts like hell🤩😁

After weighing my options here is what I would do.

She is shocked and ask me if I’m crazy or something and walk. No worries there.

Why can't my adopted sister accept she is not part of my family because she isn't related? Why can't she stop calling my parents mum and dad?

She could yell at me calling me a sick pervert or whatever. No worries there.

the last and most likely one to happen is she slaps the shit out of me and kicks me in the balls.

She might actually let me but with some rule. Like only for a couple seconds and not touching bare skin. Touch through her shirt. Definitely no worries there.

My wife has a bunch of really attractive friends, and she expects me to never say anything to her about how beautiful they are. Does this seem fair? I love my wife, and just commenting shouldn’t hurt anything, right?

First thing I’m doing is thinking of how she may respond

I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

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